whoa nelly.

I have seen two faculty members in their underwear in the four months I have been on the job. The first was the Stockroom Idiot, and the second? Well!

I was walking through the faculty wing of Wyatt at midnight to check to make sure a window was locked when I see an open office door. Inside it is one of my professors from last year, flopped in a chair, wearing only an undershirt and a pair of plaid boxers. Since I have only seen this man in three-piece suits, this is tantamount to him being ASS NAKED.

Me: O_O
Prof: Generic greeting that leads to conversation! *perky smile*
Me: Inane answer... *must not break eye contact*

Ironically, that is the least awkward that man has EVER been around me. (Maddo thinks he really hates suits.)