Showing posts with label University. Show all posts
Showing posts with label University. Show all posts

7.31.2008

oooh!

Mt. Rainier volunteer seed collectors needed

Volunteers will be needed in August and September to help collect plant seeds at Mt. Rainier National Park. Due to the heavy snowpack, the flowering season is delayed, shortened and for some species maybe even nonexistent this year. The work will need to be done quickly to collect as many seeds as possible before the snow starts falling again, to help with resotration work in flood-damaged areas of the park. If you are interested in participating, contact Anine Smith at anine_smith@nps.gov.



That sounds like a ton of fun! :D (Maybe if I get my new car tomorrow I can...)

5.19.2008

i have a mortar board sunburn.

I graduated yesterday. Barefoot.

5.16.2008

I, what, but...bzuh?

I just finished my last final. My major and minor are officially done. All that's left to do is take the grad school prereq and my advanced fiction writing course this summer, and I am all ready to become a graduate student.

Two things are running through my head right now:
1) I am done with science classes for the foreseeable future.
2) OMG MUSTMOVEOUTNOW.

3.27.2008

Paradise Lost, as it should have been

Satan: "Dude, God was waaaay stronger than I thought he was! How dare he be all sneaky like that?"
Minions: "So, should we give it another go?"
Satan: "Nah, let's just chill here on Mt. Nipples. I'll be king and stuff and we can decide what pranks to play on God."
Adam: *is made*
Eve: *Is rib*
Eve: *is made*
Raphael: *is gay*
Satan: *is snake*
Apple: *is nummy*
God: "Eeeeeeeeve, what happened?"
Eve: "It's my fault. There was a pretty snake."
Adam: "Yeah, it's her fault!"
Adam: *points at God* "No, wait, it's your fault!"
God: "Um, no, it's your fault. Get out of my Garden."
Adam: "You dumb bint, what did you get us into!"
Eve: "You're the one who went along with it!"
Michael: "Guys, chill. Go farm some dirt."
God: "By the way, you guys hate snakes."
Satan: "Cursssssssssssssssssssses."

3.26.2008

Dizzy

Brain: Do you expect me to think?
Meds: No, Mr. Brain; I expect you to die.


9.10.2007

Oh, Freshmen!

Asked today in Geology class: "Wait, are snowflakes solid?"

They're not getting any better.

9.06.2007

And the semester comes together

I'm keeping all my classes, and since I just got both my work shifts, I have a pretty good idea of how my schedule is going to look. So, without further ado, here is my Intimidating Semester Schedule (tm).

Monday:
9:30 AM- Wake up.
9:50 -10:20 - Exercise with Maddo
10:30-10:45- Get ready for class
11:00 - History of the English Language
12:00 - Geology 101
1:00 -Ancient Cities
2:00 - OMG FOOD NOW!
3:00- 6:00 -Where did my brain go? (Alternately, homework)
6:00 -6:45 - Dinner with House
7:00 - 8:00 - Prepare for Heroes (woo comic house events!)
8:30 - 10:45 - HEROES
11:00- 12:00 - X.X;;

Tuesday:
9:30 - Wake up.
10:00 11:50- Geology lab
12:00 - 12:30 - lunch
12:30 - 4:30 - Marine Interactions
5:00 - Theme House Coordinator Meeting
6:00 - Dinner with house
7:00- 10:00 - Homework
10:00 -12:00 - X.X;;;

Wednesday:
9:30 AM- Wake up.
9:50 -10:20 - Exercise with Maddo
10:30-10:45- Get ready for class
11:00 - History of the English Language
12:00 - Geology 101
1:00 -Ancient Cities
2:00 - OMG FOOD NOW!
2:30- 4:00 -HOMEWORK OMG
4:00 -12:00 - Work.
12:00 - ZZZzzZzz...

Thursday:
9:30 - Wake up.
10:00-10:30 - Exercise with Maddo
12:00 - 12:30 - lunch
12:30 - 4:30 - Marine Interactions
5:00 - ELEMENTS meeting
6:00 - Dinner with house
7:00- 10:00 - Homework
10:00 -12:00 - X.X;;;

Friday:
9:30 AM- Wake up.
9:50 -10:20 - Exercise with Maddo
10:30-10:45- Get ready for class
11:00 - History of the English Language
12:00 - Geology 101
1:00 -Ancient Cities
2:00 - OMG FOOD NOW!
3:00- 6:00 -Where did my brain go? (Alternately, homework)
6:00 -6:45 - Dinner with House
7:00 - 10:00 - Homework!
11:00- 12:00 - X.X;;

Saturday:
Sleep in!
Field trips, camping, and general layaboutness.

Sunday:
8:00-4:00 - Work.
4:00 -6:00 - Veg.
6:00 - 10:00 - Homework!

Ad nauseum.

9.04.2007

ZOMG FALL 07

I never thought a class about algae would be SO FUCKING INTERESTING. XD

5.17.2007

I need to add a label called "relief."

I didn't fail Genetics.

2.22.2007

I really need to work on this guilt complex thing

I dropped my History class today. Between being sick this week making me fall really far behind and the stress caused by getting used to my meds, a job, an internship, two labs, and two clubs, something had to go.

Job can't go because of bills, internship can't go because I need it for my major. The clubs can't go because I live in one and would be lynched if I quit the other, and my meds certainly can't go, because it's not like I could handle myself BEFOREHAND.

So the elective went.

But the professor? She's so nice, and so understanding, and so friendly. I don't feel like I dropped her class, per se. I feel like we've broken up. "It's not you, it's me."

So now here I am, running around, and feeling like a terrible person.

Will someone please explain myself to me? XD

11.07.2006

The ark jokes we make are starting to sound a little hysterical

It has been raining steadily and without stopping since Saturday morning. This means, of course, that I can't find the rain hood to go with my hiking jacket, so I've been bundling myself up in the Suicide Scarf a la a fashionable woman from the Sixties and heading off from place to place.

I believe at this point most of the basements on campus have flooding. Water started pouring through the walls of the music building during the initial deluge on Saturday, and the poor Facilities (and my coworkers) had to scramble to attempt to save the pianos and harps. Since the pianos were actually built into the practice rooms and can't be removed, this posed a bit of a problem.

The basment of our house is probably flooded, too, but since it's sealed off, we won't know for sure until water comes seeping through our floor. Luckily, any damp spots have yet to be noted.

Local streams are starting to flood and take out roads, too. What I'm trying to get at is that this isn't normal Washington rain. Case in point, a photo, courtesy of my lovely roomie, of our garbage cans after they were swept away when the road outside our living room flooded. Thank you, car, for being parked there.



Finally, the parking lot outside the SUB has been unofficially renamed "Lawrence Lake", since the water within it is approaching car-door level. Not shocking, since we've gotten about ten inches of rain since this started...

10.22.2006

*snerk*

This is part of my study guide. I am laughing so hard that I cannot function right now.

9.28.2006

Peachy.

Explain to me how I can get these two e-mails from two different professors within two hours of each other.

1)Wren, you are the first student to present me with a proposed hypothesis for your project, let alone a list of materials. I am very happy that you did this. I wish MANY other people had done as you have done, instead of doing what one person from class did to me yesterday: show up, after literally weeks of my suggesting possible projects, and saying with dull eyes “I don’t know what to do for a project.” Had this person spoken with her/his lab partner? No. So as I say, I am delighted with your suggestions. They are direct and reasonable.

2)It’s unfortunate you’ve had to miss so many classes. I have not yet received the electronic copies of the chapters you were responsible for, so if you could send them soon that would be helpful.


One of these professors thinks I am a total slacker, and the other one thinks I am amazingly on task. One of them is wrong.

The paper in question in the second e-mail was sent out a week and a half ago. Also? Pardon me for being sick. Professor number one is someone I've never had as a teacher, and professor number two had me last semester, when I missed a grand total of two freaking classes. Professor 2 should know I am not skipping for fun, and that is why I am so upset about this.

9.25.2006

Allium is the scientific name for "Onion." We are so sued.

I've got the first rough draft done for one of my two articles appearing in this semester's science magazine. It's an update of something Sarah and I wrote collectively when we were taking Ecology, modified to more accurately suit the tongue-in-cheek, subtle humor of our satire section. If you're interested in reading the draft, here it is. The original is posted here, though I'd suggest not reading it first. There has been a shift in humor from ridiculous to sly, and I'm sad to say the original suffers upon comparison.

8.24.2006

I have made a difference!

I ran into one of my old Biology professors (who is now the deparment chair) while locking up the science building, and we got to talking about last year's Cell Biology lab/exam hell. Basically, one lab always gets stuck having an exam right after their lab day. For the entire semester. And most students think that is incredibly unfair. She thought about it, and has decided to e-mail other professors and see if they can start moving exams to days when there are neither classes nor lab so one section of students doesn't always get mindraped by 12 hours of their Bio class ever again.

Can I get an Alleluia?

7.07.2006

*relief*

Well, I got a low B in Oceanography after all was said and done, which boosted my entire (though not my major) GPA closer to a respectable number. Hopefully I do better next semester, too. Regular exercise should help boost my immune system and energy levels, for one.

5.24.2006

Well, I didn't fail anything. I probably shouldn't be a Bio Major, but I didn't fail anything.

4.24.2006

I appear to be failing chemistry

This is going to be a long, long week.