Update

So I'm sure all of you figured out that was a fake proposal. If not, rest assured that it was, and my grade is safe.

Wanna know how we showed it to her? I asked her if we could talk about it briefly after class "since she didn't know what we were doing and we wanted to see if there was anything glaringly wrong with it."

So after class we go out in the hall and she starts to read it. Sarah and I try very hard not to laugh or make eye contact.

After the first paragraph she lets out a sharp laugh, but stops when she realizes we still look serious.

However, before the end of the paper Sarah and I have exploded, so she and we are laughing hysterically.

Her comments?
"I was worried you were being serious! I was trying to figure out what to tell you..."
"Can I put this on my door?"
"Can I take your names off and mail it to a professor and ask them 'what do I DO?'"

So Sarah and I, feeling pretty smug, go on about our merry ways.

Then when we get home I check my e-mail, and we have a letter from her:
"Hello,

I just wanted to compliment you on your proposal writing again... it has
made me smile all day long.

Have a great weekend!"

So yeaaah, we're still feeling pretty smug.