Stupid body. Always getting in the way.

It's gone insane. It wants veggies and fruit and tofu, yes it does precious. None of that nasty meat or cheese those scary hobbitses eats, no. We wants to eats it raw and crunchy, yes. (Or, in the case of tofu, soggy.)

*sighs* Either that or I've been possessed by a Buddhist monk.

Had the best salad ever tonight. It was a scary experience.

Tomorrow I'm going to the grocery store and buying udon and tofu and having soup.

Aren't I supposed to be in control of YOU, damnit?