Ooooooops.
So at lunch today I accidentally hurled a half-eaten apple at Daryl's ear and almost knocked him out of the booth. The consumed end hit his ear with a SQUISH, and I swear I saw a chunk of apple flesh go flying.
In my defense I gave him fair warning, just like last time I traumatized him. Not my fault he doesn't believe me until it's too late. At least he always takes me seriously for a while out of concern for his head after things like this happen.
Also, I wasn't actually aiming at him. I was aiming at the booth back behind him to make a loud noise and startle him and missed with my girlish aim. XD And anyway, he was grabbing my leg. It was a defense mechanism.
Yeah. No more fruit throwing for me.
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