Bah

So, I know a lot of you saw my away message:
" Downstairs, reading about how women have five obstacles in the way of enlightenment. Thus proving that men have one obstacle in the way of everything: their frigging DICK. "

I got a lot of disgruntled replies from my guy friends, but most of them admitted that it is true. Which still does not excuse you for being male, but that is not the point of this post.

Evidently women have to be reincarnated as men to become enlightened. So Buddhist nuns spend their entire lives just trying to burn off Karma so they can be reincarnated into a body that can attain enlightenment.

All I'm saying is that this had better be an archaic, non-Zen Buddhist belief, or I am going to be very, very bitter and non-enlightened because of it.