10.04.2005

I get no love. ;_;

So I'm lying on my bed, iPod on, blanket over my head, combatting light sensitivity and trying to get my migraine to go away completely when I feel this THWUMP and hear an "EEE!" I, of course, shriek as loudly as I can in shock, which does nothing for my head.

My roomie was evidently bored out of her mind and "needed a break."
"So you decided to come torment me?"
Yep. She did.

She proceeds to yank the blanket off my face and grin at me. "I've decided I like sitting on your bed better than I like doing my paper."
"Wonderful. Sarah?"
"Yeah?"
"Did you know I have a migraine?"
"Uh-huh."
"And I'm over here trying to make it go away?"
She grabs gimp bunny and starts making him run across my tummy.
"Yes!"
I take it away from her.
"Sarah. You are ruining my zen."
She pokes my nose and lies down on me. I decide I need intervention.
"MADDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Maddo ambles in. "What are you doing?"
"I'm trying to make her go away."
"I'm writing a paper!"
"Maddo, please make her go away."

So she, of course, leaves the room and shuts her door.
"YOU FAIL AS A HOUSEMATE!"

I cover my head with the blanket again, and Sarah steals my owl.
"Put that back."
"Ohmigod, can you see me?"
"No. Put it back."
"Yes you can! What am I doing now."
"You're putting it back."
She starts bouncing up and down on the bed.
"Sarah, sweetie. I love you, but you need to GO AWAY."
"I don't want to write my paper."
"I hate you."
"Ack! Going!"
"I am never going to have any kids."

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