There is purple dye all over the girl's bathroom. It is on the counter, on the mirror, the sink. There are purple footprints all over the floor, and there is purple all over the toilet paper dispenser in one of the stalls.

I did not do this. If anyone tries to tell me I did, I am going to be angry. Hell, I already am angry. Who makes that damn big of a mess?

Well, I know who.