I was browsing through my pic folder...
and I noticed something...rather interesting. And now boys and girls, the quick and easy way to determine what medication your friends are on!
CODEINE
1) subject tends to stare off into space with a look of intense fascination.
2) subject is constantly tired.
3) subject is easily amused.
4) subject looks like this.
VICODEN
1) subject seems dazed and detched from reality.
2) subject is easily irritable.
3) subject is sluggish.
4) subject looks like this.
COMTREX
1) subject complains that his or her senses are betraying her.
2) subject becomes, dizzy, hyper, and loopy.
3) subject develops intense fascination with shoelaces.
4) subject manages to pull off this picture.
MIXED MEDICINES
1) subject finds it impossible to stand upright due to lack of balance.
2) subject is easily amused and possibly incoherent.
3) subject feels safe on floor.
4) subject looks somewhat like a zombie from 28 Days Later.
Yes, those are all pictures of my people and I on medicine. Okay, so not Sarah's, but that's exactly what it feels like to be on Comtrex, folks.
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