I AM NEVER USING FEDEX AGAIN

So I wake up today to discover that they've pushed off the arrival of the Ubermachine until 4:30 tomorrow. I am no longer zen-like and calm. I am ready to start breaking some things.

::EDIT AFTER CALLING FEDEX::
Well, at least I know they didn't actually try to deliver it to Indiana like the website says they did.

::EDIT IMMEDIATELY AFTER EDIT::
Ok, zen-like calm has returned. I'm gonna go knife shopping.

::EDIT AFTER KNIFE SHOPPING::
There's a door tag that says I can pick it up...but the phone lady said its in Indiana.

::EDIT AFTER LONG DRIVE DOWN HANLEY::
GOT IT!!

::FINAL EDIT::
Great...now they won't play nice. Time to redo the network.