Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!

((You bastards.)) Man, my fave South Park episode is STILL Starvin Marvin in Space, just for the Marklars. Sadly, very few people seem to remember it.

I'm writing this in Pensacola, FL, using Word because THIS stupid hotel is the only one on the entire beach that doesn't have data ports in every room. So, this won't get posted until I get back.

What have I done so far? Frisbee in the sand, swam in the pool, laid on the beach, went shopping and got SLAM a pres-net, AK a revenge pres-net, and mini-MOD a hat. He has no idea what's in store for him. Hopefully once this whole hat incident is over he will know better than to say really dumb things to me--just in case I take them seriously again.
BWAHAHA.

People I still have to get things for:
1) Ms. Batgirl
2) Poor Biker. All of us wonder how she is doing. I hope her surgery went well and she can be back to eating solids soon.

Things I still have to get people for:
1) Please, God. What are we going to do with all this alcohol?!!
2) Hermit crab.

Hey. Two things on the first list. Two things on the second. Coincidence?

Yeah, I think so.

Things I still have to do to myself:
1) Get tongue pierced.
2) I am so dumb.

Today we go to Sam's Fun City. It's an amusement park, and it has laser (lazer) tag.
Eventually we want to go parasailing/ jet skiing, and other things.