My body is having this conversation without me.

Left Toes: "Hey, we feel curled. Nerves? Can you go tell the brain we're curled? There must be a shoe or something.
Nerves: "Der, sure thing pal!"
Brain: "What? What? You've been barefoot for hours. There's -nothing- there."
Toes: "Nono, we're curled."
Nerves: "Ya, that's what they are saying!"
Brain: "Gah. Here, fine. Stretch."
Toes: "Nope, still curled."
Brain: "You're on your own, then."

Back of left knee: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Nerves: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Brain: "WTF?"
Blood Vessels: ""Hey, something's wrong here. I think we're losing pressure..."
Back of left knee: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Nerves: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Brain: "How did this happen? Where did this blood come from?"
Blood Vessels: "How the fuck should we know?"

Left Hamstring: "Hey, I am being stabbed."
Nerves: "Yah, it's being stabbed."
Brain: "No! No! Are you all insane!"