I regret this shift.
Dear drunk fratboy:
No, you may not get an escort to Jack in the Box. No, really. Nope, still saying no. Yes, even if you and your five football-playing friends don't feel safe. I'm sorry if you don't like my attitude; I don't like your taste in food.
Piss off,
I have a headache which is bad even if Tom did open my Coke bottle.
NOTE TO SELF: Update this banner.
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<3! You're done with your incompletes and we get Basil tomorrow! He'll make you feel like your awesome self again!
But it is very dark out. He needs your hair to see where he is going. :P
Lol. Good one, Mike. ;)
Basil Exposition?! You're getting Basil Exposition? This can only mean you have somehow caught and enslaved Basil Exposition, because he is the only Basil I know (and therefor the only possible Basil you could be getting) and you must be planning on using him in some nefarious way that involves your ultimate satisfaction! OOOOooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!
i have no idea what is going on in this thread
must be the hair rays
Basil is a were-rat.
bearwolfrat!
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