Are we surprised? NO.

Some select quotes pertaining to my new green hair.

Andreas, my Plant Phys professor, after I show up late to class: "Oh, how cheerful!"
Me: "Thanks! It's March!"
Andreas: "Well, all the leaves are turning green too."
Me: "Yep! I'm photosynthesizing!* *jazz hands*
Class: *sporfle*

My old Cell Bio prof: "I just knew the lilac was too tame. Have you shown Andreas?"
Me: "Yep! It's my tribute to chlorophyll."

Mark Martin: "Oh, nice. Stay green, Wren. In fact, tell people you're being sustainable."
Me: "Good one."
Mark Martin: "I'm surprised you don't have matching contact lenses."
Me: "I used to have them."
Mark Martin: "Oh God,"

Random girl in cafe: "Well, you're set for Saint Patty's Day."

Barrista: "Oh my God, your nails match!"
Favorite Barrista: "She puts a lot of thought into these things. Have you not noticed?"

English Professor: "You seem brighter than usual today."