Of Mandolins and Broken Dreams

iTunes: *queues up Mandolin song Wren spent last semester trying to learn*
Wren: EEEE!
Maddo: *bastardizes song by humming it in a grating maner*
Wren: Stop it, Maddo. You can't ruin ALL my memories."
Maddo: "What?! This song didn't mean anything to you!"
Wren: "Yes, it did! I worked my fingers to the bone so that one day I could serenade you from underneath your window! But no, all I could do was sing "You and me, me and you, both of us togetheerrrr!" So instead of sex, I got Monster's Inc!"
Maddo: *hysterical giggling*
iTunes: *starts playing rather intense mandolin song*
Wren: *begins air-playing the mandolin vigorously at Maddo while wiggling her eyebrows wildly*
Maddo: "THIS IS WHY I CAN'T BE WITH YOU!"
Maddo: *flees!*