further proof that I should not be allowed near technology
Chew Toy, my original iPod, developed a mind of its own before its death. I've mentioned in several posts on here its tendency to choose music that perfectly suited the situation at hand while on shuffle. Before it died, it turned on its own while I was saving it from Tim. Clearly it was a semi-sentient being there
Now, my voice recognition software is beginning to express its opinion of the topics I'm using it to discuss. Today, I'm trying to finish up my paper on the ancient Hebrew view of cities, using the story of Lot and Sodom and Gomorrah as my main example, when it oh so cleverly mangled my words. Observe what occurs when I summarize Lot's actions:
God is going to smite my computer.Bad plot is allowed to leave for Zo'ar...
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3 comments:
That's what you get for teaching it bad words! I heard how difficult it was being when you were trying to get it to type "shit". Stop corrupting the technology!
IT DID NOT KNOW THE WORD AND I WAS YELLING AT TIM FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.
Tim is a jerkface.
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