It's the most wonderful time of the year

Wren: I wish medicine didn't suck so bad
Mike: medicine helps sometimes
Mike: you wouldn't be all badmouthing medicine if you had polio!
Wren: Dude, I have the Niagra Falls of phlegm cascading down the back of my throat and into my stomach.
Wren: The Old Faithful of phlegm is currently spewing from my chest every time I cough.
Mike: ew
Wren: AND IT IS THE MEDICINE'S FAULT. It turned me into some sort of bizzare tectonic phlegm hotspot.
Mike: i just ate
Wren: So did I, in a way.
Mike: ewwww