Nintendo is sitting in their corporate office, giggling because we all sound like a bunch of four-year-olds when we discuss their new product

I freaking love it. People make me so ridiculously sad. How hard is it not to fling a piece of plastic at your electronics? The awesome part is that the remote, in most cases, seems to survive.

Clearly the true spelling is the "wheemote," since it looks like it certainly takes pleasure in attacking its fellow inanimate objects.