I am moving out tomorrow.

So, I open the slidey thing we keep the toaster in because I like toast, right? A fucking OVULATION TEST falls out on my hand.

Why on the TOASTER?

I hate toast. >.<

::EDIT:: There is now a message for them:
"Note to self-finding an ovulation test on the toaster does not improve the appetite."
I was a hard decision between that and "So Fam, are you fertile?"

But I was afraid she'd tell me if I wrote down the second one.