Where the manglization of English really begins

Today was not my day. Hurt myself accidentally all day. On the way out the door for school I got a horrible nosebleed...that lasted for 15 minutes. Bored out of my mind all day, then left purse at school with keys and cellphone. Luckily, I didn't have to break in. I somehow got a key.

Then the girl I babysit came over and asked if I had the keys to her house. Well, I did: on my keyring, which was in my purse, at school. Ten minutes later I had sucessfully opened one of her basement windows and Tiny One hurt herself crawling headfirst into it. The odd thing was, she kinda folded herself in half to get in there... thus hurting her leg. It was the most interesting thing I've seen in a while. I didn't know it was possible to bend in all those directions at once.


After that, however, it improved. Mittens came over... then when she was trying to leave, I stretched out on our retaining wall. My back popped, and I say "MMMMM, chiropractorness." It all went to hell for a while and ended with me throwing handfuls of flowery weeds all over her car. Then, as she drove away, I ran ahead, strewing flowers in her path. Then went inside and had a horrible coughing fit.


I don't plan on doing my homework. I think I'll just type on my webpage tonight. Here's the link: The Forest of Jade Page no longer exists. Glo Paint, 2004.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK.