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From: Wren
To: Fam:
Subject: Christmas Day
Are we still doing breakfast? If so, I should bring some Fisher's scone mix. Washington is famous for these scones.
From: Fam
To: Lauren
Subject: Re: In which I prove I am a dumbass
Yes, please bring some. I love scones. I was thinking of doing a turkey and the whole thing for you and me and Claire. Would you rather ham?
No. No, I do not want ham. Why? Because not only have I not eaten ham for the past seven years, but I do not feel like spending my Christmas Night desperately hugging the toilet.
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4 comments:
I do cannot eat roast beef or ham
I cannot eat them darling Fam
If I were to eat that dish
To have no stomach I would wish
Should I puke now on your floor?
Or would you prefer the door?
It's not that I'm a snob, you see
But with ham I do not agree
I do not like your fucking ham
I do not like it, darling Fam.
I wonder if you have to work to achieve this kind of idiocy.
No, see, she meant ham as a verb.
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