The College Student's Dilemma

1) I am tired.
2) I have class.
3) If I go to class, I will still be tired, and I have a paper to work on.
4) Crap, I forgot my postlab was due.

*brushes teeth and hair, finds clean underwear.*

1) I'll just nap after class.
2) But I have that paper to work on.
3) But am sleepy now.
4) But if I sleep now, I might be too awake to sleep before work.
5) But if I don't sleep now, I might not be productive on my paper.
6) So maybe I should just stay awake and work on the paper instead of nap.

This is where Matt stepped in and screamed "NAP."