My Day in E-Mails volume 1

From: Bossman Prime
To: UPS Security Staff
Date: 2/10/08
Subject: Climbing rope by fireplace.

Does anyone know the story behind the pile of climbing rope in front of the fireplace? How about the giant garbanzo bean can beside the rope? (I’m actually more interested in this one.)

Thank you for your time.
Bossman Prime

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From: Wren
To: Bossman Prime
Date: 2/10/08
Subject: Re: Climbing rope by fireplace

The bean can was stuck in a tree, afraid and alone. We had to use the climbing rope to rescue it because we are Samaritans like that.

Wren

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From: Bossman Prime
To: Wren
Subject: Re: Climbing rope by fireplace

Seek help...

Bossman Prime

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From: Wren
To: Bossman Prime
Date: 2/10/08
Subject: Re: Climbing rope by fireplace.

Muahahahahaha.

Wren

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