Happy Birthday to me!

10:00 AM. Total birthday calls from family: zero. Total birthday calls dreading from family: two. Total birthday calls expecting from family: one. Cards from family: one, signed with no message. Presents from family: zero. Expected presents from family: -2. (The call and the card are negative presents.)

Current Karmic accumulation rate: Exponential, with instantaneous interest.

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This day is trying to tell me something.

I woke up this morning and found my hair standing at parallels to my head. I decided that instead of fixing it, I'd just put the Panda Hat on. Then I start walking to my first class and discover that I appear to have damaged my left leg in my sleep. Everything from my shin to my hamstring hurts inexplicably.

At the cafe, they have no orange bread, so I am forced to settle for a bagel. This is only interesting because I usually want a bagel and am forced to settle for orange bread. ._.

Then, in class, I am called upon three times in a row for the discussion paper we prepared. I am still unsure why. I was raising my hand and speaking voluntarily and paying attention. What more did he want? D:

Also, Hilary is on campus, across the street from my house. So my yard is flooded with masochistic Democrats.