Post spam.

I've posted six billion times today, but so much crap keeps happening.

Family:
Unc agrees that aunt is being total prat about the tuition/loan business. I've spent the day looking for other signs of the apocalypse, but none have been forthcoming.

Fam was going to make me take a taxi to the airport tomorrow, but [girlfriend] offered to drive me instead. Fam found out about this and insisted that she was perfectly fine with taking me all along, really. We are now going out to ice cream like one big happy family so she can re-assert her dominion in my frame of existence.

Beowulf:
The paper is supposed to be six pages long. Holy crap. I'm already 1/3 of the way done and I'm not even into my content yet.