Ambien-approved antics

Enjoy while you can, because if I see this in the morning I might just delete it.

Squeaker: gah. drinking from large ramune bottle is too much like giving head.
Squeaker: This really bothers me.
Maddo: LMAO
Maddo: pour it into a glass?
Squeaker: loses the fizz.
Squeaker: I need a shirt. WILL FELLATE FOR FIZZ
Squeaker: oh god tim is asking why I am laughing
Squeaker: and now he wants a sip and there is no way I can watch him drink oh god
Squeaker: *DIES*
Maddo: *simuldeath*
Squeaker: I was clutching it and screaming "NO YOU CAN'T D:"
Maddo: he probably thinks you're insane
Squeaker: HE DOES, HE TOLD ME
Squeaker: but I can't read that convo out loud
Maddo: paste it to him?
Squeaker: Don't want to discuss penis bottles with tim
Squeaker: Peniry. Penic?
Squeaker: All things Penical.
Squeaker: I am in so much pain.
Squeaker: oh god oh god
Maddo: stop laughing!
Squeaker: I CAN'T

I had to go have a lie-down due to stomach pain, so I gave him the ramune and left the room so I didn't have to be there while he drank it.