Quotes!

1)
Squeaker: I hate the world today
Maddo: I know. You need something happy. Do something amazing in your one-hour breaks
Squeaker: Sorry, I don't believe sex should only last one hour
Maddo: hehehe! at least you still have your wit
Squeaker: Yah, I think you guys will never be free of that. I will be the most sarcastic Alzheimer's patient ever seen.
Maddo: awesome

2)
Squeaker: HAAHAHAHAHA: "Anyone know how/when the golf cart was side swiped. There are several deep scratches on the driver’s side to the rear of the seat."
Squeaker: Oh, Big Boss.
Maddo: tell him godzilla attacked it
Squeaker: I'd love to.
Maddo: that would be amazing
Squeaker: He'd kill me with EYEBEAMS
Squeaker: He's really Mothra
Maddo: lmao
Maddo: blog!

3)
Squeaker: You know, I should have been a poet. Everyone with a sickly constitution was a successful poet.
Maddo: just don't end up with your head in an oven dear
Squeaker: If I were a successful poet, it would be too swelled to fit.
Maddo: you should be like... a movie critic
Maddo: everyone would love your criticisms
Squeaker: "This movie would only be improved by the addition of a pack of rabid dogs which had the ability to go back in time and eat all the actors."
Maddo: exactly!
Squeaker: Hmmmm.
Squeaker: But I hate movies.
Maddo: you do not hate movies
Maddo: you just hate bad movies
Maddo: but being able to destroy them with your witty criticisms would make it all better
Maddo: you could be like Ego, from Ratatouille
Squeaker: hmmmm. How does one GET that job? I highly doubt it pays the bills either
Maddo: it does it you're roger ebert