One of these things is not like the other...

Me: "I've been in the ER three times in five days."
Comic House: NOOO D:
Professors: !!! D:
Maddo's Mother: I MAKE IT BETTER WITH MATERIAL GOODS D:
People I Barely Know: D:
My Doctors: o.O;; "What the shit is up with this girl's stomach?"


My Aunt and Uncle: "Are you sure it's not just a bladder infection?"

. . .yes.