I should not be given phones
"UPS Security, this is Wren."
"Uh, hi...I was trying to reach a member of my family; who are you?"
I'm sorry for the confusion, but I've recently undergone a rather extensive lifestyle change...
"Sir, you've reached us because all the phones are on forward. It's the weekend."
"So what am I calling?"
"A university."
"There must have been some sort of technological error, because I dialed a family member. Have a good day."
Yes, the technological error of you pushing the wrong fucking numbers into your phone.
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People make you so bitter :P
"On the one hand, I might have dialed the wrong number. Oh the other... MAYBE THEY ARE INTERCEPTING MY CALLS THAT IS SURELY MORE LIKELY I AM INFALLIBLE"
were you talking to the Pope.
Mike, of course they make me bitter. People are idiots.
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Hopefully not all of us.
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