Conundrum
Q. Eating the food of housemates that no longer live here makes me:
a) A terribly presumptuous person.
b) An opportunist who doesn't want stuff to go to waste.
c) Some dire combination of the two.
It's scary, tho. The downstairs freezer has a ton of Hot Pockets...and a whole turkey. Explain that to me if you can.
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Did I ever mention that I got a phone call from Cub Foods telling me that I had won a 6-lb turkey once? At 3 in the morning? The fact that I then promptly blacked out is completely inconsequential.
Yes, you did. And I followed up with my passing out in a church story.
Also, Maddo: They're "Ultra Lean" Pockets. Something about that doesn't scream Frat Boy.
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