This cracks me up!

Okay, so I'm reading the stuff with the DVD that does the atmospheric visualization stuff.
(There's no good way to describe this, so here's a link...) It has a section on "if ___ is you color, then you are ___."

So here are my colors. I have three favorite colors, but most people think of purple first because of my hair. I can't dye my hair green because it would look moldy without bleaching, and I can't dye it blue because blue fades to grey.

"People who like green are usually down-to-earth, reliable, kind, and generous. You often have a knack for identifying and bringing out the best in people. Your concern for people is genuine and sincere."

"If blue is your color, you are trusting and trustworthy. you may sometimes feel vulnerable, as you tend to be more sensitive to others and prefer a close circle of friends. You are deeply hurt if others betray your trust."

"If you like purple, you are highly artistic, enigmatic, spiritual, and unconventional. You can be easy to live with but hard to know. You tend to protect your inner thoughts."

Okay, all opinions on whether or not they're right aside, here's what's making me laugh: HOW THE HELL DO THEY FIGURE THIS STUFF OUT?

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