I get no respect, man.

Eri: Ah. You need to stop getting pinned, you know
Wren: I TRY. I was holding my own until he dislocated my hip
Eri: That doesn't sound very pleasant
Wren: It wasn't.
Wren: he's laughing about it, too. =_=;
Eri: Destroy him for his insolence
Wren: okay.
Wren: I think he likes you, because he read this and now he's laughing even harder.
Wren: I've lost all faith that I have ever successfully pinned a single guy. I think they all let me win. This thought shakes me to the core. =(
Eri: Then you must follow the path of Jean-Claude Van Damme. In every movie, he starts off as a formidable opponent, like you are, but not formidable enough. So for a half hour, he goes into extreme training with some wise old sage from a far east country. At the end of this half hour, he now has the power to roundhouse kick the world to death. You must attain this power and regain your confidence.
Wren: ....did you just fucking compare me to Jean-Claude?!