Fridays always make me motivated.

Even though I hate making phone calls, I've made two important ones today.
1) To Walgreens so I don't have to keep paying for my prescription out of pocket.
2) To Cingular to get my $100 deposit back.

Money is a big motivator.

And now, a list rant:
Things not to do if you want to get your estranged granddaughter to talk to you again
1) Do not send her those stupid chain letter jokes. Or those stupid chain letter inspirational messages. Or stupid chain letters talking about how stupid chain letters are.
2) Stop telling her you "know" she holds you personally responsible for the death of her mother. Trust me, if she DID, you would know.
3) Along those lines, stop telling her how you know how much she hates you. She has an impressionable mind and will start to believe you if you're not careful.
4) Stop trying to garner pity for being "old and alone". You just fucking got remarried and didn't tell her, you bigot. And you're not even sixty yet. So just shut up.