IRC MADNESS

Talking about the next convention...and things get out of hand...
* Caff|Glasses will be good and not bring her knife?
RUPE: nah, knives are okay
WREN: ...ME with knives?
RUPE: but the people around might be a bit edgy with me slinging an AK over my shoulder
JAS: ...
CAFF: you didn’t see me in the dealer room....
* Eriatarka wonders if Caff can do the Vamp-spinny-knifey action.
* Caff|Glasses can do anything better than you.
ERI: Oh, can you, now?
CAFF: of course
RUPE: tormenting me, for example
* Eriatarka bets he can have sex with women better than you can
CAFF: not at all, sweetie. I can sleep with women better than you. They wouldn't be faking it. ^_^
ERI: ...Ouch. My self-esteem.
JAS: =O Ouch, Caff...
RUPE: bwa-ZING
* Eriatarka grabs Caffy's tongue with a pair of tongs. Now let's see you boast about that!
* Caff|Glasses is good with her tongue?
* Eriatarka gives up and shakes his fist
* kyhm has joined #en
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kyhm
aaand the first thing he reads iiiiis....
* Caff|Glasses points out the only reason she's better at sex than Eri is because as a female she knows what feels best firsthand.
CAFF: ^_^
CAFF> Hi kyhm!!
And he rolls with it!! <3!!
KYHM-SAMA: ... the only reason, Caff? I'm disapointed. ^_^
ERI: Pfft. All you have to do is tell me
RUPE: *boom chicka wow wow*

CAFF: kay, Eri. When we have sex, I'll be sure to tell you all you're doing wrong.
KYHM-SAMA: I'm not going to make any judgements unless I've had sex with you both. ^_^
SPIKE: Wise man. :)
CAFF: at once, or seperately?
KYHM-SAMA: yes.
* Eriatarka notes that the first half of that sentence overcomes any problems the second half points out.
* Caff|Glasses is too tired to understand that and probably should have shut up long ago.
* Eriatarka is also tired and may or may not be incoherent.
ERI: And I'm pretty sure I lost this battle a good while ago. So I go now.
JAS: [21:32] Caff|Glasses: kay, Eri. When we have sex,
JAS: Eri, you already won.
CAFF .....I hate you, Jas.
ERI: And yes. Jazzy is right. That's what I meant, since the only way that sentence could've been bad after those words were if a facehugger was involved.
JAS: HAHAH! Facehugger!
* Eriatarka has quit IRC (Quit: I've had it with this game! I'm going for a scuttle. )
* Caff|Glasses won. she's a better man than Eri. hmph
KYHM-SAMA: hmm. sex... facehugger... I'm seeing a correlation here.
RUPE: same end result, isn't it? writhing spawn coming out of the host's body
SPIKE: XD Excellent point, Rupe.
* Jasp-o is a better man than you both, so :P
CAFF: are not.
CAFF: Rupe is the only THE MAN* here.
JAS: Care to prove it?
* Vass snickers and goes back to his book
* kyhm is a better man than, uh, both of you put together! ^_^
* Caff|Glasses marries Rupe an not Jas. Proved.
* RupertTheAirborneRat grins like an idiot
* Eronarn is a better girl than Rupe, so nyah! ...wait...
CAFF: shhh.
RUPE: 'fraid you've got me there, Ero
* spiketail collapses into a pile of laughter.
CAFF: I can still beat you any day, old fogey.
JASS: I'd like to see you try, Caff.
* Caff|Glasses grabs a shoe and a chilled squirt bottle. c'mere.

*THE MAN- Anyone I deem awesome. Always in caps. Never plural. Never the same person. EX: I am THE MAN. There are three THE MANs here.