Busy, busy.
Well, before I head off to bed, here's my plan for tomorrow.
Go to the bank and get new accounts and cards an stuff.
Eat lunch with Batman. <3!!!!! <---HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY
Finish packing for college
Mail packages
Take Fam back to bank have her set to be able to access my acct to give me money in college.
Anticipate the coming out of Kill Bill Vol 2
::EDIT AFTER LUNCH/MOVIE/ICE CREAM::
Well, the Japanese place was closed, so we went to Olympia to get Greek food. What a switch. We got a really nice waiter named Andrew, and I ordered some saganaki and told him to hold the "opa!". Well, not only does he not hold the "opa", but he rushes to the table and sets the cheese on fire before either Batman or I have noticed he's there. She's never had saganaki before so is staring at awe at the PILLAR OF FLAME coming off the plate. It was really amusing. ^^
Then we get to the main deal. She orders a pita and I get the pastic--pasticzitzo...pastizcicio....macaroni. (No, the waiter didn't think it was funny, either.) Well, I forgot to tell them to hold the beef, and she forgot to tell them to hold the tomatos. Luckily they put the pasta on a bed of ground beef so I was able to eat the noodles an cheese and leave the meat there. Well, only...it leaves you with a plate of ground beef. A pile of processed meat on a plate. mmmmmmm...I try to watch her and not the plate, but she keeps glaring at me, so I went to the bathroom and struck up a conversation with a guy in line. The line in the girl's bathroom wasn't moving, so I just used the guy's one after my buddy was done. One question. Why do adult males never flush toilets? I mean really. And half of you can;t even aim, anyway. I muttered about it to myself on the way back to the table.
The waiter comes back after Batman is done picking at her sandwich and stares at my plate (I was too.It was really...appetizing...) "Are...you done?"
I nod soberly and try really hard not to giggle.
He turns to Batman and her barely eaten pita. "Would you...like a box?" She shakes her head and giggles slightly.
So he grabs our plates and runs off. We burst out laughing and wonder if we've traumatized him yet. He quickly comes back for our napkins. Well, sadly, Batman had used it to stash her tomatos. He picks it up, stares at her, and then shakes it in her face.
"What is this? What did you do!" She laughs and doesn't answer, and he rushes back off.
Later, after we ordered baklava, he only brought us one napkin and then refused to pick it up. He looked at it and goes "I'm leaving that there."
I smiled at him and said "It's only full of baklava..."
Needless to say, we tipped him 35%.
Then I made her watch the Princess Bride. That's two of my three favorite movies. One more to go. She laughed really hard at the rolling down the ravine scene, the marriage scene, and the
the jumping out the window scene. I just laughed really hard. I have that damn movie memorized.
After that we went and got ice cream and I had to explain to her the finer points of eating from a cone. You have to have a STRATEGY. You have to eat it OFFENSIVELY. Sadly, she was eating it defensively, and it was kicking the ass of her and about seventeen napkins. She looked at me angrily at one point and muttered "Why aren't you having any problems?" I replied "I'm just better at licking than you are." ::evil chuckle::
She had to go get more napkins after that.
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