Things I want to eat that are not currently in the house

1) fruit- strawberries, pears (fresh or canned), peaches, plums, apricots, blackberries, green grapes, watermelon, mango, cantaloupe, honeydew.
2)veggies- cucumber, green beans, green leaf lettuce, carrots.
3) meats- boca burgers, ground turkey, chicken breasts/thighs, orange roughy.
4) pastas- shell pasta, angel hair spaghetti, ravioli. Brown and jasmine rice.
5) misc stuff to cook with- lemons, cream of mushroom soup, spaghetti sauce, teryaki sauce, sweet and sour sauce, plum sauce, yeast, potatos. (considers doing a crock pot chicken. Wonders if she still has a crock pot.)sharp cheddar.
6) dessert stuff- cookies, lime/raspberry sorbet. Chocolate milk.
7) drinks- bottled water (look, it's easy and portable). Juice. Lemonade.

What is in the house:
mayo, easy mac, bread. Beef rice-a-roni. Beef soup. Steaks. Ham and kraft singles. blueberries and old iceberg lettuce. zuchinni. stale cereal. garlic and an old orange...rotting onion...

and yet...
FAM: "What do you want that we don't already have?"
ME: "EVERYTHING."