Something off of a Bath and Body Works room spray bottle

Native American legend states that Grandmother Earth so loved the cedar tree that she gave it a soul-soothing aroma.

Quite a few things bother me about this:

1) Its Bath and Body Works and in my house. They use animal testing. Bastards.

2) They don't state what Native American tribe. That is so frigging generic.

3) GRANDmother Earth?!! Who's her kid?

4) How the fuck do the asshats in advertising know this?

5) "aroma" is a food word. Dinner has an aroma. A ceder tree has a "scent". I hear aroma, I think about how edible the tree smells.

6) The scent isn't strong enough to overpower the stench of the peeflowers Fam insists must be grown in the bathroom and the kitchen each winter.

Also. I think I am a resident in the only house that has a paper shredder and does NOT do business work at home. Am I wrong? It just seems like such a ridiculous and WRETCHED thing to have in the study with me. I mean, it's perched on it's own trash can. We don't even STORE it.

And the trash can is empty.