I, the Karma Black Hole...

My science teacher managed to doom my karma first thing in the morning. The Beer Vat was bitching about a fly, so he caught it and said "hey, has anyone ever done this?" And proceeded to RIP THE LEGS OFF THE FLY...which was still alive...In front of the ENTIRE CLASS!! Then he let go of it and said "Fly, fly!" and the poor thing just tumbled down...and then he chuckles and goes "See? They can't land!"

Then he made fun of me for being absolutely horrified. He said "C'mon, I KNOW you've killed flies."

Yes, I have. But I have never TORTURED THEM BY RIPPINGTHEIRLEGSOFF!!!

God. Thinking about it makes me ill. You see...he had to catch the legs first because they were wiggling...and then PULL...and there was a popping noise...

Yeah. I never had a chance today.