What the ever living fuck went down last night?
I'm going to level with you guys. I went to bed with pants on last night. I really did. They were my maroon UPS sweats, because if I sleep completely naked my ass gets cold, okay. IT DOES.
This morning I wake up groggy with a sore left leg and ass muscles. I am also ass naked, and my sweatpants are nowhere to be found.
This leaves me with two questions:
- What happened?
- Where the fuck are my pants?
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4 comments:
I bet they turn up in your car or something. Let me know if/when you find them!
Blame the housemate?
Housemate insists he had nothing to do with it.
Proceed with enhanced interrogation techniques?
Or perhaps set up night surveillance and see if you jog in your sleep.
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