The ends totes justify the means
New goal: Marry Feeney so that I can force him to perform The Bendy Dance(tm) in front of the entire wedding party.
New goal: Marry Feeney so that I can force him to perform The Bendy Dance(tm) in front of the entire wedding party.
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Archive: A special place in Hell
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Best. Idea. EVAR. How long do you think we can get his hair before then? Can I dress him up like Irvine? I mean, it will be a masked ball after all!
What is this bendy dance?
Doesn't this seem a bit extreme?
What happens *after* the wedding? :O
Well, Timmy, when a man loves a woman...
Timmy, when a man loves a woman, he asks her to marry him. And then, at the wedding, he of course does the traditional wedding bendy dance, as is the groom's responsibility. Then, because the man and woman love each other very very much, when they're alone, they do the bendy dance together. The horizontal bendy dance.
Fuck, there goes my brain.
There are worse reasons to marry a person.
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