Oh, indeed.
Maddo: “Your sandwich is so gross.”
Wren: “Shut up. You're the one with Sex Stomach.”
Maddo: “You just wish you had Sex Stomach.”
Wren: “No, I just wish I had sex.”
Maddo: “That's the general idea. If you don't have Sex Stomach, you were doing it wrong.”
Wren: “Maddo, we've had this conversation. I know all about post-sex hurt. You're talking to the Queen Bee of Masochism.”
Maddo: “...ew. Bees.”
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16 comments:
What? Bees are gross. ;)
Sex...stomach?
What?
Sore abs after = sex stomach.
Very satisfying.
... dare I ask?
Apparently not! XD
Sounds like you just need to do more ab exercises. Crunches, ladies. Crunches.
That's what sex is for :P.
(I cannot endure exercise unless all of my nerves are otherwise engaged in making me happy.)
Seriously. I'd rather have lots of sex than go to a gym and do crunches.
Bah. Working out is good and makes you feel good!
So does sex.
Well if you pull something during sex, don't come crying to me.
I think it's pretty safe to say I won't.
I've seen a healthy young man pull his back playing FreeCell. I wouldn't assume you're so safe.
You missed the point of that one, hon.
Consider it words of wisdom for the future when you are having sex.
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