Dear world:
I am single. I am also currently celibate. I have not been kissing anyone, having hot sex, or making out in dark corners. (Physically, at least.)
So why, world, is the doctor's office testing me for mono right now?
YOU COULDN'T LET ME GET IT THE FUN WAY, HUH.
No love,
the girl who also has a sinus infection
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4 comments:
Maybe there is a phantom kisser loose.
Oh no, you've caught me, Mike! I am the phantom kisser! I secretly contracted mono and it has been my goal these past few weeks to transmit it to Wren to make her life miserable. Muahaha, I've succeeded!
D:
there is some cognitive dissonance when reading maddo's post and looking at the picture of her next to it
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