Does. Not. Compute.
I don't get it. These people have passed the tests and gotten the grades necessary to be accepted into my university. They are willing to pay forty-two thousand dollars a year to attend. To me, this means they must have some observational skill that has led them to conclude that this university was worth the time, effort, and money.
And yet.
And yet.
Today I received three -THREE- phone calls at 6 AM from people in the midwestern and eastern regions of our gloriously sprawling nation. And they couldn't figure out why none of the offices were open. I was clearly wrong about those observational skills. They must have passed the tests by chance and have rich uncles with nothing better to waste money on. There is no other rational explanation.
Please do not attend my university!
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4 comments:
Apparently time zones are beyond them. They must be visitors from the past.
P.S. Cash my check already ;). Either that, or let me buy you something that's worth $14.
oh fuck, I totally forgot to do that today!
*bangs head on desk*
time zones are only hard when you're dealing with the international date line, cause that thing is confusing
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