I think I remember my words: "Dude, your cream soda just spooged on you." And then later there was something like "It tried to give you the ol' pearl necklace!" Ew, sperm jokes. That cream soda loved you as much as you loved it. Next time you have a pop, more drinking and less oral sex.
1) Mr. Peen and the Vay-Jay-Jays 2) Sew-crates 3) What is the Socratic Method? 4) Wrenja 5) Just Say No to William Blake 7) It's Empathy, Not Guilt 8) Om to the Nom 9) God is my Saucier. 10) ORGANIC != NON-GMO ...to be continued
Because I know that time is always time/ And place is always and only place/ And what is actual is actual only for one time/ And only for one place/ I rejoice that things are as they are and/ I renounce the blessèd face.
3 comments:
I blame Tim. All terrible drink experiences are his fault. Him and ions.
Well, I actually blame Maddo.
I think I remember my words: "Dude, your cream soda just spooged on you." And then later there was something like "It tried to give you the ol' pearl necklace!" Ew, sperm jokes. That cream soda loved you as much as you loved it. Next time you have a pop, more drinking and less oral sex.
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