Hey Maddo, YOUR MOM!

So I've gotten into this bad habit of making Maddo the butt of a string of your mom jokes. It started at dinner about a month ago, when we were discussing the childish trivia on the back of one of our milk cartons.
Maddo: "What does it say?"
Me: "Which is bigger? A. a tennis court, B. a football field, or C. your mom?"

There was rage.

Since then it has gone downhill. Two nights ago, driving down the highway towards a theme park, we see a sign telling what exit to take to get there. "Hey Maddo, your mom is coming up on the right!"

Then, just now, as I am trying to finish a sentence in my paper: "so the uniqueness is meant to accentuate the importance of....uh..."
Maddo: "Your mom."

We need a dose of maturity. >>;