Eureka!

I have had the most wonderful idea while studying for my Ecology quiz. I need to formally change my name to Wren so I can have an alliterative name and then go on to publish papers titled "Beaver Browsing Benefits Beetles."

Yes, that paper exists.

::EDIT::
I'll kiss anyone who can find me a name change form from a creditable source that doesn't want me to pay it for something that should be free if I could find it in the twisting nether of Missouri's legal documentation. Or bake/mail them cookies. It's basically the same thing.