Today I discovered that U-turns are legal in DC.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Oh, and don't ask me about my first day at work. It didn't happen because the office didn't inform me of the address change that occured last month. So I wasted three hours on a commute to stand in a park and try my best to be civil to the people on the other end of the line once I got ahold of them.