Procrastination.

A letter to Dove that Sarah (roomie), Daryl (Alaskan), and I thought up, since they offer to replace your product if you are not fully satisfied.

To Whom It May Concern:
My milk chocolate Dove bar, UPC code #4767700118, failed to give me an instant orgasm upon consumption. I was wondering it it would be possible to replace it with a bar that might more fully satisfy me?

Thank you.

My roommate offered to call the hotline and tell say that Ben and Jerry's satisfied her every time, so why couldn't Dove?

Speaking of Sarah, here's a pic:


And finally, a sad moment in my life- Here's the joke I made in Bio class today. Note that only the Bio majors laughed:
"My white blood cells form covalent blonds with bacteria."

At least we all know why I'm sick, now. *giggles. A lot.*