o.O

I can't put eyeliner on today. It just...won't...work.

::edit:: more fun with the family...
Fam: (after asking me to clean the kitchen) I'm gonna set this in here, too, so go ahead and wash it with all the other things, ok?
Me: *deadpan* No. I refuse to wash anything I have not personally dirtied.
Fam: *pissy* Oh, poop! You know it? I wash your dishes all the time.
Me: ...
Me: I was joking.
Fam: Oh, I didnt know that.