Boondocks is the coolest comic ever, man. Word.

I was gonna just keep on bloggin' last night, but I was afraid of overkill on me hands. Since I can't touch type cuz I never bothered to learn I have my own system which works pretty well for the first hour or so. After that it hurts. ((I should probably re-think this.))

oh my fucking...Fam just came in and started freaking out about the fact that I haven't gone to the eye doctors. She assumes it's because she won't give me the number. I dunno why she can't seem to understand that I don't like trusting my eyesight to a guy with a bad eye and really bad garlic breath. Is it that hard to grasp? Well, there's more to it than that, but that's the vicious summary. Anyway, she gave me the number. Whoop-de-shit, I'm still probably not gonna call. I asked her if we could find a new doctor last November...and of course she won't help me find one we can both agree on, either. That's be too hard, wouldn't it, bitch. Yuh-huh, just go nap. Sorry to bother your day.

Anyway. That's not what I pulled this program up to rant about. I have more serious issues. Namely INAUSPICIOUS CHI!!! heh. I made the mistake of buying a feng shui book with some of my Borders money (they were buy two get one free. I bought that and a book on astrology and got a stetchbook free. It seemed like the thing to do at the time.) Well anyway, I was bored as all hell yesterday and decided to Feng Shui-tize my room. ﾂ｡Que Disastre!
EVERYTHING is wrong!! My bed is in the Death Position, which gives unlucky chi, my night table is too close to the bed and is pointing sharply at it, I have a mirror facing my bed, the headboard is against a window, which causes headaches and illness, and I'm storing stuff underneath it, which is clutter, and also causes bad chi. But it doesn't end there. Oh no. I have a shar. In my room. Is nothing sacred?!! That is ALSO pointing at my futon!! (That poor futon never had a chance with its chi.)

But I can't move my futon. Because if I do it will be in the middle of the wall, which makes the sleeper feel insecure and unrested. And if I move my stereo over to where my bed is now, Fam will complain about the music being too loud every fucking time it's on volume one....and that's a whole 'nother category of inauspicious chi, ya know?

The electronics themselves are a problem, too! They're not supposed to be in there!! AAAH!!

So what can I do? I put my futon back up in couch form, because couches don't have a "head" or a "foot", so there is no longer any "Death Position". I cleared most of the crap out from under my bed, and the rest will soon be gone as soon as I clean out my closet. I'm going to go get new plants soon, because those help improve chi. And that's about all I can do. Possibly get rid of my night table and get that granite pedestal I wanted. Oh, and since there's too much metal, which is not my element, I may go get that nice black wooden futon frame. I told myself I'd get one when I had my own apartment and the futon was my couch, but why wait? XD I'm also going to move my mirror so it no longer faces the bed. And that's about all I can do.

Finally, be good to my Zen Garden and fountain. I'm SURE those cause auspicious chi. How can they not?!! And there is some small good news. I chose a good wall color, and the windows give off the right lighting.

So my room is savageable. But I also tested the rest of the house, and they are absolutely screwed. As soon as I get my laptop, baby, I am nevaaaah leavin' my room. I need all the auspicious chi I can get.

LOL, can you tell I found my new stress source? Bad chi? Heh. At least it's mostly harmless and it motivates me to keep my room clean and stay the fuck away from my family.